A list of Lem’s likes and dislikes was published in Przekrój magazine in 1958. It appeared next to the fragment of a criminal-detective story Śledztwo (Investigation). It’s hard to tell what Lem had in mind when referring to ‘traditional theatre’. He was always very sceptical about the adaptations of his books.
Once, he said that Milcząca Gwiazda (First Spaceship of Venus), a screen adaptation of The Astronauts, was a ‘complete flop and a socialist-realist gibberish failure’. Lem had a similar opinion about Solaris as directed by Andriej Tarkowski. ‘I hate this film’, he said, talking to Łukasz Maciejewski, and added that he even tried to stop Tarkowski from using some of his bizarre ideas.
What about theatrical adaptations, like for instance Planet Lem by Adolf Weltschka from Groteska Theatre in Kraków? Lem said that watching the play made him ‘almost content’, because it was made for kids, and you could watch dragons and puppets on stage. ‘At least I didn’t leave the theatre pulling my hair out’, Lem said.
Would he pull it out nowadays, after watching the newest, original adaptations of his prose?