Besides, Polański understood very well that many clichés about vampires arose from stereotypes about Eastern Europe. From the time of Bram Stoker’s novels, it was universally believed that somewhere on the frontiers of the Austro-Hungarian Empire a savage, primeval expanse began, untouched by civilization and inhabited by an evil power. Dance of the Vampires turned out to be a perfect opportunity to showcase this myth in all its beauty, giving it a sarcastic interpretation.
The film tells the story of the eccentric Professor Abronsius (Jack MacGowran) and his trusty assistant Alfred (Roman Polański), who in the search for real vampires stumbled into a snow-covered and desolate corner of Transylvania. While staying at a village inn kept by a man named Shagal (Alfie Bass), they realize that they have reached their goal. Everyone here is on the lookout for vampires and afraid of them. The grim mission, however, does not prevent Alfred from falling in love with Sarah (Sharon Tate), Shagal’s daughter. Unfortunately, a mysterious visitor soon appears at the inn: Count von Krolock (Ferdy Mayne), lord of the local castle and, by all appearances, the chief vampire. The count kidnaps Sarah, and the innkeeper, who tries to stop him, is transformed into a bloodsucker. Unable to thwart the count, Abronsius and Alfred set off to rescue Sarah. They survive an array of insane adventures and wind up at a ball that von Krolock organized for his subjects, pulled up from the grave for this occasion and assembled to partake of fresh blood.

Sharon Tate & Roman Polański in ‘Bal wampirów’, photo: Mary Evans Picture Library / Forum
The professor and his assistant are surprisingly ridiculous and distracted, and Alfred is additionally quite the coward. Though the title claims that they are ‘fearless vampire killers’, they didn’t manage to finish off a single evil spirit. Moreover, they unleashed a terrible evil onto the world by liberating evil with their ‘mission’. At the end, the rescued Sarah digs her teeth into Alfred’s neck: during her imprisonment, she herself had turned into a vampire. Unfortunately, the professor, who was driving the sleigh that carried the lovers away from von Krolock’s castle, does not see or know about this. He confidently drives them back to civilization.
While watching the finished film, the producers decided that the movie in front of them was some kind of bad joke. Not only did the heroes look like bumbling oafs and was the ending dark, but the style of the film seemed altogether strange. Professor Abronsius, who’s appearance resembled Einstein, was in an inactive state for half the film, and then he desperately tries to accomplish something or other but to little purpose. His assistant contorts his face in strange ways and more gesticulates than speaks, although he was seemingly not mute. Sarah sits in a bathtub splashing in suds in almost every scene. Her father, Shagal, appears to be a real caricature of the stereotypical Jewish innkeeper: having become a vampire, he searches for the warmest and most comfortable spot for his grave. As for Count von Krolock, he is found to have a homosexual son and an entire castle of reanimated corpses, who are organizing a costume party.